Would you stab your dad like this lady if he didn't give you his potato salad?

Florida- One charge of aggravated assault, with a side of rage.

Police in Florida arrested a 45-year-old woman after she allegedly attacked her father for refusing to share his potato salad.

Officials say that Karen Henry, of Palm Bay, became enraged during the Oct. 22 incident, wielding a knife against her 80-year-old father and verbally abusing him, CBS Tampa reports.

"Karen became very angry that she could not have the potato salad and began throwing and breaking items," a report obtained by The Daytona Beach News-Journal states. "[She] then grabbed a large kitchen knife and began threatening [her father] with it."

Henry's father, Hubert, defended himself with a chair before retreating to his bedroom for safety, according to reports.

Shortly after police arrested Henry, she began complaining of abdominal pains. Authorities allowed the suspect to be treated at Florida Hospital Flagler, only to catch her on the phone pleading with her father to drop the charges against her. As a result, police added an additional charge to Henry's file: tampering with a witness.

Let's get one thing straight. Potato salad is absolutely disgusting. As a matter of fact, all of those "salads" covered in mayo and shit are so bad that I think if I were starving I'd rather wither away and die rather than eat a giant plate full of potato salad. I mean look at this:

That looks like what comes up after a night of tequila shots and fries at the bar, not a father-stabbing worthy five star French dish. Which is precisely why Karen Henry is batshit crazy. Forget wanting to slice your dad open because he wouldn't share his food with you. I might be willing to sympathize if it were something like Arby's curly fries with some Arby's three pepper sauce. It's fucking potato salad. 

How about the giant middle finger from the police department for the tampering with a witness charge when she asked her dad to drop the charges? Ouch.