A beginners guide to streaking

Gotta say I like the cone. A nice touch. Why did it take security an hour to get over there? Not even one form tackle or clothesline? Get on your shit, Montana security. Well I hope this serves as a lesson to those still in college that there are basically no repercussions for streaking at a big game, and more students decide to follow in Daniel Thew's footsteps and risk absolutely nothing for a few minutes of fame on campus. Besides having to issue the most half-assed formal apology ever, Daniel got off scot free. Turns out this kid had had a few drinks. No lie. Read the apology I'm not kidding. Let this be a lesson also that the best way to become famous is by getting drunk enough that you'll do something that all your friends and the 26000 other fans in the stadium will remember.