Somewhere in Europe - Apparently the ref Tomas Fidra had been celebrating his birthday before the game and reportedly ‘smelt like a brewery’. He spent the first few minutes of the game stumbling around the pitch before deciding to send off three Jestrabi Lhota players for no reason. After spending much of the early minutes of the match stumbling around the pitch and falling over, the official then decided to send off three Jestrabi Lhota players for no reason. An official from the Jestrabi Lhota club Karel Dusek told the Lidove Noviny newspaper that the boozed-up referee ‘didn’t try to hide that he had been celebrating’. He said that undercurrent rules there is nothing that bans a drunken referee from taking charge of a fixture which is why the game continued even though one team only had eight players.
This ref has got some serious #swag. And if you didn't notice what I did there I just tweeted the shit out of #swag. Truthfully though if anything this guy blends in with the rest of the vodka-smashed European crowd and I'm surprised that this story made it out of Shantytown, Czech Republic, let alone all the way to the United States. Isn't that par for the course over there? The fans sure as shit get wasted, now the refs get wasted, I can guarantee the players get wasted. I guess what I'm saying is this story shouldn't be in the news at all. It's all about context. In the Czech Republic, a wasted soccer ref gets bombed for his birthday and tosses some flop artist soccer players for no reason? OK and then what happened? Don't they dump a bucket of Stoli on the winning coach after he wins the futbol championship over there? If this happens in America I'm pretty sure he's lynched by the end of the day by asshole politicians who feel that this ref embodies all that is wrong with the American youth today. Meanwhile Czechoslovakians laugh it off and take a celebratory shot. Nice work, Tomas Fidra.
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