Bucktown - A Chicago man was charged over the weekend for assaulting one man and stabbing another after breaking into two Bucktown apartments in search of beer.
Police say hotel event coordinator Tim Snyder, 36, of the 1500 block of North Milwaukee, broke into an apartment building around 4 a.m. Saturday on the 1300 block of North Dean, according to the Sun-Times.
Snyder allegedly entered one apartment and headed straight for the fridge.
When he didn’t find any beer, he allegedly punched a man and left, breaking into another unit. In the second apartment prosecutors said he struggled with another man, who he allegedly stabbed in the back with a corkscrew.
Start throwing locks on your fridges everybody. I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. As I've said everyone steals something when they're drunk at some point in their lives. Tim Snyder might be the smartest drunk thief there is. His plan is beautiful in its simplicity. Just break down some doors and jack some miller high lifes with no remorse. Doesn't matter if it means someone gets a corkscrew in the back or punched in the face. That's a man with unbreakable determination and you can do nothing but respect that.
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